Dr. Peixian David Tao PhD in Taology Professor of Melancholic Mandopop Metrics & Chief Decoder of David Tao’s Existential Ballads* Introduction Welcome to the chaotic corner of academia ...

Dr. Yi “Mecha-Nya” Luo 二次元戦士・モエ粒子崩壊理論家 「ポリゴン数が 8k を割るとツンデレがヤンデレにクラッシュするにゃ」 博士（量子萌え力学） – 東京ロリ工科大学 元 自分の結婚式を TAS で 17 フレーム完走したスピードランナー 現 パンツショット粒子加速器™ 総責任者 🌸 モエボゾン衝突器 1,337 体 のバーチャルアイドルを ...

Dr. Wen McSatoshi YE Crypto-Ornithomancy & Meme-Coin Divination “Chart candles are just pigeon entrails in 4K.” PhD in Technical Analysis of Ancient Runes – University of Moon Lambo Forme...

Sock Qiming Yang Porn Quantum Entanglement & Harem Collapse Theorist “When the frame rate dips below 60, the cowgirl glitches into reverse squirt.” PhD in Erotic Moe Dynamics – Tokyo AV ...

Prof. Peixian He Feline Quantum Boxology & Zoomies Entanglement “Until you open the fridge, the cat is both fed and screaming for kibble.” PhD in Cat-astrophic String Theory – Purrdue Un...

Prof. Nanan He Quantum Mycology & Fungal Entanglement “Academia = CV = Copy & Paste.” PhD Theoretical Physics – MIT Accidental Mycologist after glowing spores under blacklight ⚛️ ...

Prof. Lebron Zhu Basketball Quantum Trajectories & Dunk Divination “Every missed free throw is just Schrödinger’s swish—until it clangs.” PhD in Aerodynamic Astrology of Airballs – Hoop U...

Dr. Jiahui Bark Zhang Canine Hyper-Tail Wagging & Quantum Butt-Sniff Entanglement “Until you open the treat jar, the dog is both good boy and destroyer of couches.” PhD in Barkodynamics &...

Dr. Ehsan “Rainbow-Riot” Furqan LGBTQ+ Quantum Kinship Networks & Glitter Entanglement “Until the group chat opens, every queer is simultaneously family, ex, and chosen sis.” PhD in Quee...

Greetings! I’m Sarah Lee 🛡️ As a cybersecurity analyst, my focus is on protecting systems and networks from digital attacks and ensuring data integrity. Professional Journey 🎓 I have a Master...