Qiming Yang

Sock Qiming Yang

Porn Quantum Entanglement & Harem Collapse Theorist

“When the frame rate dips below 60, the cowgirl glitches into reverse squirt.”

PhD in Erotic Moe Dynamics – Tokyo AV Institute of Technology
Former Speed-cummer who TAS’d his own JAV debut in 69 frames flat
Now Supreme Overlord of Creampie Particle Accelerators™

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💦 The Cum-Boson Collider

• 6,969 virtual JAV idols locked in a 1080p pixel arena
• Busty loli sneezes a 120fps tidal squirt → orgasm meter +6969%
• Live on FC2: “Cum~Stream TV” – 690k hearts, $9.99 jizz-coin tip for butthole physics

Paper: “Proof-of-Cum (PoC): A Drippy Consensus for 2D Porn Inflation”, 2025
Critics: “This is degenerate.”
Randy: “Literally. And it’s 4K HDR.”

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🎥 Current Harem Holdings

• $CUMSHOT – Tokenized facial; rugged by a stunt cock
• $PUSSY – Liquidity pool backed by used onaholes + expired lube futures
• $OOF – NFT of a chibi slut moaning (each climax = +6.9% pump, capped at 1/60s)

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🔥 Next Drop

“The Great Nut-pocalypse”

• 1 OOF per degen who screams “CREAMPIE SENPAI FILL ME UP” in a love hotel at 3:33 AM JST
• Bonus: If Kira Tomorrowflower retweets, every idol gets holographic anal beads (DLC reverse-flow physics included)

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